can you tell I like flowers and ribbons

I’ve done a terrible thing. But I’ve done it for a good reason. I did it for us.

Very hirsute young man, aren’t you?

©  Alison Scarpulla

" There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or whatever it is, but I think it’s so important for me to do things that I’m passionate about. “

brace yourselves… w i n t e r   i s   c o m i n g

I was concerned, son! Yeah, I understand that. I understand that now. Very concerned. Why? 'Cause you know why. Tell me. You know! Come on, dad. Come on, harder! Come on!

I don’t leave prints when I burgle.